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Well, here's one more thing I didn't expect: women (plural) sending racey photos of themselves to motivate me through this. This is crazier and more brilliant than any motivational idea I've had this week. The Internet is a weird and wonderful place. In an effort to keep the blog family-friendly, please send any such photos to monkey at angryman dot ca rather than posting them here. I'll need all the help I can get to push through days 6 and 7.
posted by angryman at 6:39 AM
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WOW Looking for some Monkey Love eh?!LOL!
Would you recommend this for a family with small children on a tight food budget!?
This chow-eating "side effect" would make an interesting addition to the product label.
Sorry cybersoza. Trying to keep things moderately clean around here. And while I don't mind delighting others with my daily suffering, if there are any perks I think I've earned them.
lgirl - no, I do not recommend this to anyone. On Day 2 I might have. Day 6 is another story.
If you end up meeting your wife (provided you don't already have one, I assume nothing) I will seriously laugh my ass off. And then pull the same stunt. Perhaps instead I'll go for something a bit more diminutive and sexy like... uh... fairy chow (read: sushi).
Maybe these will make you less angry.
how's the chow today...I need to know...I'm addicted to your story now...aaaahhh.
as a monkey, let me just set you right on this... i don't eat monkey chow. it's disgusting. i prefer to cook for myself. abandon this folly and start whipping up some nice tasty snacks and beverages. you'll be glad you did.
deliciously yours,
monkey
www.himonkey.net
Its fine that Monkey Chow is your primary food source, but you need to "humanize" it a bit. Get some condiments, like ketchup, mustard or even salt and pepper! People have been making terrible food edible for generations now by slathering it in a taste substance. If price is a major concern, you could even grab some packettes at a local resturant/foodcourt.
Keep at it, but don't starve yourself because of unrealisitic limitations.
This is why Al Gore created the Internet! I am enjoying this project immensely--it is second only to The Stinky Meat Project in my mind.
If you need motivation to stay out of restuarants, maybe my blog Dining with Monkeys will somehow help.
Keep up the good work! But please, don't do any permanent damage to yourself!
Don't be a wimp. Take it to 30 days.
The preservative used in ZuPreem Primate Diet Dry is not recommended for humans in the amounts you are eating.
"...ethoxyquin promoted kidney carcinogenesis. Also, it significantly increased incidence of stomach tumors and enhanced bladder carcinogesis." from http://www.petcaretips.net/ethoxyquin.html
Since ZuPreem touts the 1-year shelf life of this product, there could be quite a bit of ethoxyquin in it. You might want to get some extra medical insurance to take care of potential problems down the road.
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