Day 8 Recap
So, what was the first meal after 7 days of monkey food? Homemade sausages and organic beer of course.
Technically, the first food I ate was caramel corn, because that's all I had in the house and I knew it would take a while for Scooby, me and Chemical (front to back in the photo below - The Inhibitor is behind the camera) to make the sausages.
And how did I know it would take a long time? Because this is the kind of antic you can expect when drunk guys make sausage. 7 days on the monkey diet, and Chemical still insisted on making a poo joke before I could eat.
My bowels fared much better than Chemi's. No ill effects whatsoever from the return to people food. Maybe the chow diet isn't so bad afterall. And I do still have another 30 pounds...
posted by angryman at 8:54 AM
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(set to score of 2001 Space Odyssey… with a Charlton Heston voiceover…)
With the curiosity of George and the power of Kong, you have united people throughout the world, transcending age, gender, social class, ethnicity, maybe even Republicans and Democrats, bringing attention to a cause larger than all of us.
That is one small step for monkeyman, one giant leap for mankind.
We salute you, Adam Scott. Monkey Chow Out.
I was looking forward to the video of this event. I hope you had fun & feel better.
~ Evil Jim
YAY! So glad you're back on human food. I think we were all hoping to see you eat your first meal. Thanks for all the laughs, and there were many. Great to see you smiling again.
You look so much happier! I'm so glad you're back to people food!
glad you had no ill effects from the monkey chow.
but really, sell the leftovers on ebay. why subject yourself to that again?
If you could somehow suspend a monkey kibble in a block of polymethylmethacrylate (aka acrylic) and sign it, I'd totally buy one for like $20. It'd be sweet to own a part of the Internet history, even if it does dissolve after a year or so.
So there you go. You can get rid of the rest of your kibbles and make money doing it. At $20 a pop, think about at least 1,000 people who would buy one (you've got freakin 94,290 views on your last video alone), you're looking at a new car, or possibly a donation of sorts. I'd try it out at least, even if it's another "bad idea".
Dear Adam,
You sure deserved that beer and sausage and I'm glad you enjoyed it with no ill effects!! I think the idea of preserving the kibbles left over in lucite, signing them, and selling them on eBay is a good idea! And you could donate your profits to charity to fight world hunger (after buying yourself a little gift). Anyway, thank you for the adventure, I surely enjoyed your videos and will miss the daily updates! - Best Always, Melinda
I wanted to get your videos onto my Zen Media Player, but I cannot grab them off of YouTube. Could I somehow get .mpeg or .avi files from you (whatever the origional format was)? If so (or not, just so I do not expect anything), email me at jared743@hotmail.com.
Thanks!!
How the heck do you make your own sausage? What do you put in it?
Jared
Get Firefox and look up info about a tool called webmonkey...(happens to be called that lol)and search for a script for it to download youtube videos
You my friend, are da mankey.
Wow, is Chemical single? That was one sexy sausage poo. *purr*
Some of the best internet stuff I've seen in a while... You rock! And, boy, do you deserve that beer!
Cheers!
A fan from Westfield, New Jersey, U.S.A.
P.S. I would definitely buy a monkey-chow paperweight!
hahahaha Nice job :D
There is a simple firefox extention for downloading the videos from YouTube (FLV format) : VideoDownloader (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2390/).
I find it much easier than webmonkey...
Like everyone else, I was hoping a video but I'm glad you're back on meat and beer!
j0hn (Belgium)
Realmente me gustó el ultimo de tus videos. Se te ve muy bien, y saludable.
Excelente experimento, mucho coraje de tu parte. Te felicito!
Y muy merecida esa cerveza!
You look like a really good guy!.
Un grab abrazo, desde Argentina!
You're a better man than I Mister Adam Scott. Although I hope you would be considering I'm a girl... but that's beside the point. Really there is no point... other than to briefly post the most cliche response on the internet, and that would be this: "You're my hero." And while I never plan to follow in your footsteps I will take a few brief moments now again to reflect in silent awe.
I just stumbled on your blog and this is what I see? LOL Too damn funny!
Men! Life wouldn't be nearly as interesting if they weren't around to amuse us with their antics.
You could put some pulverized monkey chow in your sausages.
I got an email about weird diets and yours was in the list which explains how I came to your site. I watched video number 7 first to figure out if I'd enjoy the first 6. I watched the rest in order (and even the one about text and soulful music).
I think your work is very creative and enjoyable.
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