Hey Gillette!
Screw you and the Mach 3 Turbo Nitro Power Sensor Exel you rode in on. I'm sick of paying your absurd prices, so I'm growing a winter beard... every year! And every time you introduce a stupid new model, I'm adding one week per year of beardedness.
Help send a message to Gillette. Email photos of you with facial hair and your middle finger raised to beardo@angryman.ca Pictures will be posted online.
Help send a message to Gillette. Email photos of you with facial hair and your middle finger raised to beardo@angryman.ca Pictures will be posted online.
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I'm trying to reach people who've been repeatedly called by Canadian Bonded Credit. (see Monday, November 07, 2005 as an example)
I'd like to understand the circumstances of your calls.
If you've been called please send me an email outlining:
- Whether the calls were intended for you
- If not
- did you return any notices sent to the person they're calling for
- did you recently move into the address they called
- did you recently change your phone number
- How many calls did you receive?
- Are they still on-going?
- How would you describe the calls?
- Do you feel the government should control this type of calling?
Let me know if you'd be interested in participating in processes to control this activity as I have an number of ideas.
Please visit my blog on this issue at www.irresponsiblecalling.blogspot.com or email me your story at irresponsiblecalling at gmail dot com.
Did you see the Super Bowl ad for the Gillette "Fusion". Five blades. I'm thinking their design team has a couple Angry Young Fans on it...
I did see the Fuion adds. I am extending my beard growth by one week in protest. Why 5 blades? Why not 32? Why not 357? Did the old 2-blade razors (also made by Gillette) suck that bad. These people are shitheads.
How's the beard coming along? I suspect you will owe Gillette half of your "mutton chops contest" earnings (if, in fact that contest did happen). Curse Gillette if you must, but I believe there is a market for a razor that leaves a man's face (and consequently the face of the girl he is currently shagging - whoever that may be) extra smooth. However, it is unfortunate that men have to re-finance their houses to purchase said razor; women like houses as well.
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