Surprise Parties

If you are surprised by your friends throwing you a surprise party, I strongly recommend that you get some new friends. There are two primary surprise party situations where surprise is likely to be induced.

Situation 1: You like parties, but never expected that your friends would throw one in honour of your birthday - you must think your friends are jerks.

Situation 2: You hate parties, and because of this you did not expect your friends to throw one in honour of your birthday - surprise, your friends are jerks.