Things that make me angry: Math Rap
As a new crop of adorable little munchkins totters off to meet the teachers responsible for shaping their impressionable minds, I’m reminded of what dumbasses so many of those teachers are. At the top of the dumbass teacher pyramid is the Math Rapper. Rap by white guys sucks. Rap by old people sucks. Rap from the 80s sucks. Put it all together, and it goes a little something like this (yo beatbox):
I’m DJ Plus Sign and I’m here to say,
I can teach you fractions in a funky new way.
Math is cool and I am too.
Two is an integer.
Word!
And by math rap standards, the above composition isn’t even that bad. If rappers are going to go around shooting people anyway, why not target everyone involved in this.
I’m DJ Plus Sign and I’m here to say,
I can teach you fractions in a funky new way.
Math is cool and I am too.
Two is an integer.
Word!
And by math rap standards, the above composition isn’t even that bad. If rappers are going to go around shooting people anyway, why not target everyone involved in this.
2 Comments:
i guess the math rappers are lucky that, most "real" rappers dont ever find their way to school
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the rhythms that rhyme,
They're tappin' out their meter in 4-quarter time,
But their lines are pretty pointless, 'cause they can't help you find,
If a hundred-digit number is composite or prime.
I was standing in a field, complete with character p,
To-the-alpha, I was hoping I'd be able to see,
If my number had divisors, so with difficulty,
I proceeded to use Quadratic Reciprosity.
You got nothin'.
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